TL;DR

• WHAT: Pub Crawl
• WHEN: Sunday of MLK Weekend, Beginning 1pm
• WHERE: Williamsburg
• CHAT: Here

Overview

Y’all know wtf is going on…first crawl of the Biden admin so you know we’re doing it Scranton-style.

Maps & schedule below – if I can figure out how to send updates in real time I will otherwise I won’t.

Here’s a groupme link if you want lmao: https://groupme.com/join_group/84245095/Qn6mhbRi

RSVP to this so I know if you’re coming: shorturl.at/cBVZ7

Schedule

Sunday Sunday Sunday at 1pm

1. (absolute classic) Meeting at Freehold
2. (absolute classic) Lucky Dog
3. (new) Jackbar
4. (returning) Whiskey on Grand
5. (new) Rocka Rolla
6. (marquee) Skinny Dennis
7. (marquee) Radegast Hall
8. (marquee) The Charleston (if it still exists)
9. (marquee) Turkey Nest

Unsolicited Guidance for the Day

Advisory guidance is max 2 beers per bar unless it’s really fun! Especially early on. Not only is this day not a sprint, it’s no mere marathon – this is the Pheidippides running to announce the victory at Marathon of beer drinking events.

Merson’s “Pheidippides Giving Word of Victory After the Battle of Marathon,” 1869

Here’s what happens when you fail to plan (you plan to fail):

No neurons firing behind my eyes; Mike is presenting the eternal figure of rest

As Deng advised, 韬光养晦 (bide your time, hide your strength), for the marquee hours at Skinny Dennis and Radegast!

COD:MW2 Break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKMHCAohmZ8

Map

Open in Google Maps

MJ “I’m Back”